*Moan*
[[What is it? Are your bones still aching from the landing?]]
No. Well, yes. However, the reason I’m moaning is far worse. I have… *shudder* writer’s block.
[[You know your fans are going to hit you a lot harder than the ice cream truck did if you don’t get that magazine done soon, don’t you?]]
Don’t remind me.
Anyway, folks, sorry it’s so late. Working on the Ballad of Dreams, which, as you know, I have a touch of writer’s block on. Sorry again for the delay.
[[Hi! This is Sylver, Joat’s pet robot dog. Joat wants me to tell you that he may be a tad late with the magazine. He’d tell you himself, but he can’t come. I don’t know how, but all his bones are broken and he smells like ice cream. Weird.]]
That’s exactly what it is. I must create the magazine by the end of this day, because I said that I would.
And if I do not finish, let me be struck by a flying ice cream truck and live.
Well, it looks like this issue will be in on time. Yay! Anyway, I haven’t been posting lately, but I will be. I will try my best to give you something to read, lest my site become boring.
Well, I was apparently drugged when I made the introduction, so I will be editing the intro of the last magazine soon.
After fixing the second mistake, the first one magically reappeared. Therefore, I must fix the document AGAIN.
Well, I found a mistake in the magazine, so I have to make a minor edit. I’ll tell you when I finish.
The second issue of the Fire Wolves Magazine has arrived… and only three weeks past deadline.
But don’t worry, ‘cause I’ll have the next one up on time. I won’t procrastinate on it. In fact, I’ll get started on it right away.
Why has there been so little feedback? Recently, I have only recieved feedback from TarnishedZephyr. Now, I know there are more people than that who are visiting my site. So why aren’t you guys commenting? Or joining my forums? Or sending me a message through the contact form? It’s baffling.
Listen, when I don’t recieve any feedback, it feels like I’m talking to a piece of wood (and I don’t mean Plank). It’s kinda uninspiring to feel like nobody’s listening.
So if you would please, I would like you to send me your comments and do so often. I don’t like having one-sided conversations.
Unfortunately, the forums were completely restarted, so they must be rebuilt from scratch. Go ahead and start posting now if you want. I’ll just be setting things up in the background, making the forums good as they were before, perhaps even better.
I must depart to my bed. Because the hosting site is still down, it will probably be at least nine hours before the forum board is back up. It is 1:13 AM in my time zone and I like getting more than five minutes of sleep, Which is a goal I may not achieve if I wait for the hosting site to come back up.
The “About” page is here. Now to link it to each page. It’s past 1:00 AM in my time zone. Curse my dislike of coffee.
Well, apparently, the forum host server is down again. I’m about ready to bang my head on the keyboard. Or, more appropriately, bang my keyboard over the hacker’s head.
Anyway, I might be a bit late in reconstructing the forum board as a result. While I am waiting, I’ll be making you an “about” page. You don’t mind that, do you? Didn’t think so.
Well, apparently the guy who hacked into the forum database managed to completely delete mine, so we must rebuild ours anew. Accordingly:
On the bright side, the guy who did this is about to be cleaned dry (as opposed to dry-cleaned) of everything he’s worth in court.
Have you ever found yourself carrying a whole bunch of stuff, then you suddenly drop one of those things? You know how it goes. You go to pick up that thing and drop two more in the process; then you go to pick those two things up and you drop another two things while picking those things up…
To my knowledge, that’s basically what happened to the forums. A problem occured, then in fixing that thing, there came another problem, and now the entire coding of the forums seems to be falling down around the hosting site’s staff.
Of course, this is only an educated guess; it may just be the same problem appearing over and over again. Either way, I think I’m about to offer my expertise to them and try to fix the problem myself, ‘cause I’m tired of just sitting around waiting for somebody else to fix the problem.
…I think. I’m not exactly sure. Anyway, this is the famous-ish author of Replica Saga HCO, a webcomic I like that shall soon be put on my links page.
Things were getting a bit cramped, so we have added to this site a couple of new pages. Namely, the Contact and Q&A pages. Now you don’t have to join the forums just to tell me stuff or ask a question.
